just random shit

dualvoidanima: ‘cosmo’

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:24:09 -0500

‘cosmo’

daisenseiben: gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: You know a few different times I’ve been...

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 14:09:05 -0500

gay-lawyers:

gay-lawyers:

gay-lawyers:

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

My new biggest regret is this post

Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasn’t gotten notes for months and now suddenly it’s back in my notifications. I’ve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.

You face your shame like a man.

legitimatelala: Stunning nug of blue cheese

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 21:52:54 -0500

legitimatelala:

Stunning nug of blue cheese

glass-babe: Yum 😋

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 22:44:31 -0500

glass-babe:

Yum 😋

gothhouseclique: cocaina pearls.

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 16:28:30 -0500

gothhouseclique:

cocaina pearls.

pikachugirl1250: SO I FOUND OUT TUMBLR GOT REMOVED FROM APPLE’S APP STORE, BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT...

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 23:25:23 -0500

pikachugirl1250:

SO I FOUND OUT TUMBLR GOT REMOVED FROM APPLE’S APP STORE, BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET IT BACK
HERE’S HOW:
GO TO THE APP STORE UNDER UPDATES
TAP YOUR APPLE ID PROFILE PIC
GO TO PURCHASED
SEARCH FOR TUMBLR AND TAP THE CLOUD
THEN BOOM! IT’LL REDOWNLOAD
DO NOT PASS THIS
SPREAD THIS SHIT AROUND FOR ALL IOS USERS INCLUDING THE ONES THAT DELETED THEIR APP

wereralph: amtrax: Everyone to staff: fix it Staff: THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO...

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 23:12:08 -0500

wereralph:

amtrax:

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

lesfressange: burninbushytail: thenudewitchofthenorth: river-rider-with-cats: blame-my-muses: ar...

Sat, 24 Nov 2018 18:30:39 -0500

lesfressange:

burninbushytail:

thenudewitchofthenorth:

river-rider-with-cats:

blame-my-muses:

arirashkae:

systlin:

piskykyle:

countrygirlil2015:

piskykyle:

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

My grandmas solution isn’t a 30 secs one but it works for all migraines, you cut a tomato into round slices, you put them around your head ( forhead area ) with a cloth or a bandana or whatever you got, my migraines are awful so I leave it for 5 or 6 hours ( yes you look rediculous but at least you avoid putting chemicals in your body ).

Pls repost my gentle followers

tattedwilson: thehighpriestofreverseracism: purple-apricots: lu...

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 01:51:43 -0500

tattedwilson:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

purple-apricots:

lukewarmwhiskey:

rockoutwithmecockout:

cleopatratheonlyqueen:

localstarboy:

how have i never seen this before

Lmbooooo

MOOD

This is the best direction this video could’ve gone

This is beautiful

they threw the entire book bag in to the trash can

😂😂😂

humans-must-be-the-heroes: “It’s no fun reading about somebody who’s perfect. You want to read...

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 17:21:07 -0500

humans-must-be-the-heroes:

“It’s no fun reading about somebody who’s perfect. You want to read about people that you can identify with…because we’ve all got problems and if you can create and write about a character who is flawed but manages to overcome those flaws…then I think that’s pretty good.” - Stan Lee (1922-2018)
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You have only seen the beginning of your legacy, for legacies are like gardens — they grow until they become legends.
Excelsior!

chidi-anaqonye: its-sappho-bitch: its-sappho-bitch: its-sappho-...

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 04:18:14 -0500

chidi-anaqonye:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

its-sappho-bitch:

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

My masterpiece… is complete.

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

melonmemes: Follow us on instagram for the best content!:...

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 23:41:11 -0500

melonmemes:

Follow us on instagram for the best content!: https://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

disappointed-pero-not-surprised: everythingfox: This is so dramatic Thats so fucking badass

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 21:44:46 -0500

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

everythingfox:

This is so dramatic

Thats so fucking badass

dankmemesreasonforliving:

Tue, 06 Nov 2018 16:55:27 -0500

dankmemesreasonforliving:

Video

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 14:21:04 -0400

slipher626: WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE...

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 14:50:01 -0400

slipher626:

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

surreal-aesthethic:

Sat, 20 Oct 2018 19:16:10 -0400

surreal-aesthethic:

Photo

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 19:14:20 -0400

bordermatecrinkles: robb-the-reaver: hardstoplucas1: When you call somebody’s name but they don’t...

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 17:27:08 -0400

bordermatecrinkles:

robb-the-reaver:

hardstoplucas1:

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

This is genuinely frightening

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

innocenttmaan: The Surreal World Of German Artist Justin...

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 01:38:04 -0400

innocenttmaan:

The Surreal World Of German Artist Justin Peters Will Blow Your Mind,,